So I use these online date boards. You get pictures and profiles and if you wish, you can make contact. It's pretty straight forward really. You look at the picture and you try and imagine her lips around your cock. Then, you read how silly the profile is and you make a determination whether her personality and an evening of chitchat corresponds to the quality of the head you'll get in return during part 2 of the date.
Here's a pretty womans profile:
I am a very active person (some people would call me a little hyper-active), loving and affectionate, sometimes to a fault. Would one day like to meet my soul-mate if he exists. Love working out (good for the mind, body and soul). Don't like mind games. When I care and love somebody there are no holes barred. Want to be able to see the world. Very adventurous and like to take chances, will try anything once. If this sounds like it's up your alley you know what to do!!
Here's my pick-up lines:
S Momma,
You made one of the funniest typo's of all time. I know that nobodies ever said anything, which is sort of sad really given most folks here are fairly literate :) You wrote when you love and care....there are no holes barred, the expression is there are no holds barred. You just infered some awesome sexual entendre :) LOL
Despite the typo, or in spite of the typo, I'm hitting on you right here and now! I love your profile and you are just adorable. Should you have interest, I would be honoured to explore.
Norm
She hasn't fixed her profile yet, nor responded to me. It's sorta too bad, 'cause that's a chick I want on my arm :)
