Weighing in on Tiger Woods

Me, I didn't cheat during my marriage. The thought crossed my mind, but I didn't do it. It turns out most guys do. Which means that most women also participate in extra curricular activities. So the holier than thou thing pisses me off. Post-marriage I've had sex with 2 married women. They were both horny and imaginative willing lovers.

So I don't judge Tiger. I don't know his wife and never even heard her speak. I imagine she aint a rocket scientist but she sure as hell is cute.

But if I had Tigers money and fame, I'd be banging some seriously sexy tail. What's with the white trailer trash? The suprising thing is famous men ie Clinton and Letterman also got caught bagging trash. That to me is a surprising disappointment.

Anyway, I'm still a fan, he's a hell of a golfer. That he so fucked up is astonishing. He'll still make way more money than me next year and for the rest of his life. I hope he wins every major title next year and doesn't say a word or utter another apology to anybody. He doesn't need to. It's none of anybodies business.