The 3 Don'ts Of Women

1) Don't date a woman if she is approaching menepause. I suppose that means don't date them if they are less than 50

2) Don't think last nites pussy will be necessarily be as tight and convenient and/or bald and tasty as tonites

3) If a woman is single, there's a reason for it. Don't presume that you are a lucky guy

Hostile takeover of Ireland by Apple Computers

Steve Jobs just purchased the national debt of Ireland and will be calling it iLand