PETA et al

I want a kitten. So I post this ad:

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Kitten wanted (Nun's Island)
Date: 2009-10-31, 11:38PM EDTReply to: mailto:comm-pvdc9-1446320339@craigslist.org?subject=Kitten%20wanted%20(Nun [Errors when replying to ads?]
I'm looking for a baby kitten. It's gonna be my pet until one of us expires. I'd prefer a short haired, preferably not a shedder (if the mother is a shedder, no thanks) and preferably not all black young cat. Please call me at (514)892-0355
Location: Nun's Island
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1446320339

And I get this reply:

kitten
From:
Matt ernest View Contact
To:
comm-pvdc9-1446320339@craigslist.org
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
go to a shelter and get an adult cat.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bpDE6Vx_QUthe kittens are going to get a home, trust me

So I write this reply:

Re: kitten
From:
Jeb View Contact
To:
Matt ernest
Thanks for the public service announcement. Go do something worthwhile with your life if you're going to be a do-gooder. Go fight terrorism. Solve world hunger. Save the fucking whales.

I want a baby kitten. Now please take your unsolicited advise and shove it up your ass.

I hate idiots! On the other hand, thanks for the inspiration for today's blog.

Is it just me? FUCK!

My Life Has Become A cartoon

So I'm out last night with a woman that had her tongue in my mouth 30 seconds into the date. A sexy, intelligent and very funny woman. Drinks, dinner and she starts raping me roughly in my idling car outside the restaurant. I'm intoxicated and in the drivers seat while fighting her off of me. I'm thinking it aint gonna look good to the passing police that we're having drunken sex in public. I'd rather be lonely than incarcerated. Maybe it's me - I can attract em, but then I don't know what to do with them. Meanwhile, anybody have a cure for a seriously bitten nipple?

If I had a choice, I'd do the link below, before another nite of thrills like above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbP4oWa1iyE&NR=1

Sometimes, it's better to just sit at home.