Saturday, October 31, 2009

My Life Has Become A cartoon


So I'm out last night with a woman that had her tongue in my mouth 30 seconds into the date. A sexy, intelligent and very funny woman. Drinks, dinner and she starts raping me roughly in my idling car outside the restaurant. I'm intoxicated and in the drivers seat while fighting her off of me. I'm thinking it aint gonna look good to the passing police that we're having drunken sex in public. I'd rather be lonely than incarcerated. Maybe it's me - I can attract em, but then I don't know what to do with them. Meanwhile, anybody have a cure for a seriously bitten nipple?

If I had a choice, I'd do the link below, before another nite of thrills like above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbP4oWa1iyE&NR=1

Sometimes, it's better to just sit at home.