My virginity taken, I've written my first blog

So I'm sitting in intolerable traffic this morning, all 45 minutes of it to get from home to the office. I suppose to alot of you 45 minutes is like chicken shit, but to me it's like applying the exclamation point to the day before it even starts. It usually takes 10 minutes. Let's just call it bad fucking karma. It was then in there stuck on the Bonaventure that I hatched my plan.

Here's the deal. At the ripe old age of 51 and having suffered a heart attack and endured the loss of my mother in the last year, I'm either due for a professional temple massage or a soapbox in the park. BING! God created the Blog or maybe it was Al Gore, I really don't give a shit. This seems like a great way to shed a little stress! So it is with honour that I will share my life, views and spin to all the friends I make here.

The world is too full of Republicans, fuck ups, sheer stupidity, traffic jams and just plain wrong.

So? Nu? Who's gonna say they took my cherry and commented first?