A problem

The woman who would become my wife cleaned my house from top to bottom at the beginning of our second date. I suppose the notion of getting my house cleaned while I waited to get my knob waxed was sort of appealing. Why else would a sensible dude get married and fuck-up a good and expendable thing?

So the problem is my girlfriend just cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom and now when I flush the toilet, the water turns blue. I've become a Smurf pisser. History has an odd way of repeating itself. Women aren't stupid. Next she'll bring me a bowl of smurfberries or iron a shirt and I'll be fucked. What should I do?