What A Dead Week! I Need To Smile :)

Ed McMahon, RIP. Who'd of thought that the death of Whacko Jacko would overshadow the death of my favourite hollywood super babe, Farrah Fawcet.

Bernie fucking Madoff getting 150 years. 150 years! With no time off for good behaviour, that fellow walks out at the ripe young age of 221. A death sentence dealt to a smart attractive Jewish boy. I think America is rascist. I personally don't believe he deserves a day more than 10 years. IceBerg Goldberg, Ya steal $1, you steal 50 billion, what's the fucking difference? You stole. Ask any Bible-Thumper.

Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?" "Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild." Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!" Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"