Sunday, July 26, 2009

Newsflash: It's Raining...And Other Musings


I made a discovery. Genetic engineering is amazing. I just ate a watermelon that was round, the flesh was dark red, sweet and it didn't have any seeds. They should re-engineer broads. Replace their ability to talk w/ simply being submissive sluts.


I went to the race track today and pretended I was Valentino Rossi. I hit 10,500 RPM in 4th gear, that was fun. Wow, was I flying. The rush of being on a track in a crowd of bikes was exhilerating. I came in last. A guy went down in front of me. That musta hurt.
A woman just told me her cup was half full. I said don't worry, I like small titties.