Friday, July 3, 2009

Sensational Week In The News

Another plane crashed into the sea, this one with a miracle survivor. Romeo Leblanc & Karl Malden - RIP.

Just when I figure I can stop watching cable news and get back to Nickleodeon, Sarah Palin, America's most sought after MILF quit. No more fresh pics of her in those tights skirts and sexy heels.

Imagine Micheal Jackson goes back in time to around 1955...doing a show, moonwalking, talking squeeky. The emerging risque avant-garde star of day was Elvis Presley. So MJ meets Elvis and says, one day, I'm going to marry your daughter. And Elvis says, over my dead body. And the rest as you all know is history. What we don't know is if Elvis is kicking MJ's ass in heaven, or rocking with him.