Sunday, July 12, 2009

Woman Required -

Oy, I just rejected and ejected my last girlfriend.

I require a woman to adore and worship me. Ideally she will be 30 years old without children and have no desire to have any. Occasionaly she should enjoy rough sex. Hopefully she is employed, and knows when to change from a lady into a whore and back again without instruction, honouring me all the while.

If a person hooks me up with this dame they get 13 virgins in heaven, or a daypass to the massage parlor. 4-hands all day w/ all you can release happy endings.

If it's you that found me my future love, I promise a wonderful fun-filled life. Oh and listen, I don't discriminate - If you're 45 and still have a tight ass or maybe have kids but are a bi filthy pig I'm open to listening to your value proposition. :)